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Columnist: Angie Knuckles on Talent Ejaculate
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Columnist: Angie Knuckles on Talent Ejaculate

There’s a crucial window when talent needs to be scooped up before it lands in the wrong place. Talent Displacement can be a tough load to swallow.

Columnist: Brownshirt on the Diabetic Doll
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Columnist: Brownshirt on the Diabetic Doll

Our columnist Brownshirt, a feces, blood and semen-coated paper tissue found in Hitler’s bunker, on the subject of the new doll with diabetes. As a proud German columnist reared in…

Columnist Profile: Rusty Trombone
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Columnist Profile: Rusty Trombone

Rusty Trombones is a dotcom veteran who, like all veterans, either only talks about those experiences or never does.

Both Sides Of: Tariffs
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Both Sides Of: Tariffs

I must break you

Both Sides Of: Concentration Camps
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Both Sides Of: Concentration Camps

Does work really make you free?

Columnist Profile: Brownshirt
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Columnist Profile: Brownshirt

Brownshirt is ready to remind us that history often repeats itself in the most frankly predictable of ways.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Five Slights
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Five Slights

The entrails of my victims sustain and vigorate me.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Fine Whine
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Fine Whine

Learning how to be the tainted and not the taintee.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Parking Lot Zombies
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Parking Lot Zombies

“I hire these people. I promote these people. I want to fuck these people.”

Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Fab Five Managerial Mantras
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Fab Five Managerial Mantras

And listen to Grand Funk Railroad. The Funk!

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Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

When I was young and naive (really, I was both!) I used to swear a lot. I'd spend my time on the docks smoking blunts,…

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management

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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers

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