When Would Jesus Leaf Blow?
“This is like my loaves and fishes moment, but with a more pleasant hum.”
Category: life
Man’s Inbox Now 75% Roofing Companies
Without the beeps and rings in his life, he was left alone with the undisturbed thoughts in his head, which could generously be described as disturbed.
Sparrows: Dicks of the Bird World
Sparrows are murderous, brutal, mindless killing machines. Are YOU next?
Affordable European Vacationing By Not Being a Predictable Twat
Only predictable, humorless twats from the midwest go to London, Paris, or Rome.
Opinion: Geoffrey Epstein Has a Complaint
Geoffrey Epstein would like to point out out frustrating it is that you learned how to pronounce his name properly in this way. Hey there, folks! Geoffrey here—yes, it’s Geoffrey…
Husband’s Shitty Gift Streak Continues
Dustbusters are great for her to reach tight spaces, but she has a whole house to clean!
Man’s Key Childhood Memory Was Pandering, Not Art
1st Grade musical performance was by a sellout hack, not a true artist. Midwestern man had a major breakthrough in his Tuesday therapy session, as he finally was able to…
Measles? More Like Yousles!
Power of idiotic thinking “beats easily preventable diseases all the time”
Peloton Now $49.99/Month Laundry Storage
“I’ll start using it again next winter,” lies its owner.