Dog Knows He Has Best-Selling Novel in Him
Just needs to ignore squirrels until first draft is complete.
Man Haunted By Poor Word Selection
Will never live down “I got a little prick for nothing.” Midwestern father and husband Clive Jensson was disappointed because he couldn’t donate blood at his company’s blood drive. “I…
Hotel Room Unlivable
When last we checked in with Councelman, he could be seen trying to figure out the faucet situation in what appeared to be the bathroom.
Midwesterner Misses COVID Food Trends
Combination of food scarcity and celebrity pretentiousness created perfect avalanche of bullshit food crazes
Is Coffee The Best Waker-Upper?
The best part of waking up, is not getting randomly kicked in the nuts.
Cool Tools You Can Use
Best-funded internet research project uncovers least inspired website copy ever.