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What Does a Savior Have To Do?

Third billing to them?

In the Room With: Pink Floyd

Does it need keyboards? I play keyboards.

In the Room With: Guns N Roses

Welcome to the orphanage, we’ll now have money for games.

Meme Ended Pandemic!

Why didn’t we think of this before?

Dog Translating Full Tolstoy Catalog

“You expected something more contemporary?” laughs incredulous canine.

You Done Fucked Up, Ewen

Murdered by his stinginess.

Washer Soils Kids’ Dreams

Children can no longer do their beloved clothes washing.

Trending in Canada: Butts

Timeless Canadian obssessions

Kohler Comfort

Man gets fresh perspective from pre-bloodied urinal.

Man Feels Bad For Defiling Sesame Street

He’s anti-racist, but pro-twisted jokes about muppet semen.