Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Five Slights
The entrails of my victims sustain and vigorate me.
Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Fine Whine
Learning how to be the tainted and not the taintee.
Surprise At Painting Subject Nipple Rub
“Was it Titian? It seems like it must be an Italian thing.”
Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Parking Lot Zombies
“I hire these people. I promote these people. I want to fuck these people.”
Berlin Wall Adjacent Property Ignores Irony
“Mr. Condo Association Owner…. Tear down these signs!”
Senate Opposition’s Bold Morse Code Leadership
Subtle resistance with a soupcon of tsk, tsk
Man Amazed at Front-Facing Plane Toilet
“You get used to the side stream” While there are no official statistics, it is assumed that the vast majority of airplace toilets face sideways to allow for the sloping…