Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Pigeon Shit
When someone gives you a freebie, like mistaking semen or mayonnaise with pigon shit, sometimes it’s best to just accept it.
Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January
Use Your Noggin saw “unexpected dip in sales in January”, Citing a decrease in foot traffic and unexpected competition from other semen-esque drinks, Use Your Noggin owner Quince Lewis said…
Man Misses Leering of His Youth
Windows are the eyes to the sole woman living in close proximity.
