Dissertation Abstract: Highlighting Nuance In Vanilla Ice’s Music
Quick to the point, to the point, no fakin’. Cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon. Hang that motherfucking lyric in the Louvre.
Tag: art
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Dog Translating Full Tolstoy Catalog
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