Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
This was somehow published before the legal settlement. So this was the good stuff?
Tag: business
Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals
Our lawyers say we have to publish these drafts. It doesn’t mean we think it’s a good idea. We are still allowed to add whatever we want to these excerpts…
Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management
Even with our contractual obligations under the settlement, this one really feels wrong to publish.
Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers
Contractually-required publishing of Rusty’s “thoughts” on managers.
Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Carrots and Sticks
The Nooze had to regretfully part ways with former columnist Rusty Trombones. As part of settlement, we are contractually required to publish his unpublished drafts in their entirety. Here is…
Columnist: Gobbling Upwards for Career Advancement
How to Succeed in the Workplace: The Art of Ego-Fellatio.
Midwestern Cities Rebrand
To overcome the perceptions people have in the infrequent times they even remember the Midwest exists, cities are planning bold new tourism slogans.
Columnist: Angie Knuckles on Talent Ejaculate
There’s a crucial window when talent needs to be scooped up before it lands in the wrong place. Talent Displacement can be a tough load to swallow.
Columnist: Brownshirt on the Diabetic Doll
Our columnist Brownshirt, a feces, blood and semen-coated paper tissue found in Hitler’s bunker, on the subject of the new doll with diabetes. As a proud German columnist reared in…
In the room with: The Kool-Aid Man
Oh yeah? The beloved icon’s battle with crippling self-doubt