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Phantom of the Menards

The only thing more unfinished than the tenth symphony was the fulfillment of the Phantom’s dreams.

Snack Nails Cheese/Vomit Taste Profile

Fascism is boring.

I must break you

“Your Money’s Crypto, Asshole!”

Get famous and sued

CIO envisions fantastic IT newsletter update.

When last we checked in with Councelman, he could be seen trying to figure out the faucet situation in what appeared to be the bathroom.

But darlin’ when I hold you don’t you know I feel the same?

Children can no longer do their beloved clothes washing.