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You Done Fucked Up, Ewen
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You Done Fucked Up, Ewen

Murdered by his stinginess.

Cool Tools You Can Use
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Cool Tools You Can Use

Best-funded internet research project uncovers least inspired website copy ever.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Five Slights
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Five Slights

The entrails of my victims sustain and vigorate me.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Fine Whine
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Fine Whine

Learning how to be the tainted and not the taintee.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Parking Lot Zombies
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Parking Lot Zombies

“I hire these people. I promote these people. I want to fuck these people.”

Do You Know the Muffin Man?
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Do You Know the Muffin Man?

You don’t layoff the muffin man.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Fab Five Managerial Mantras
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Fab Five Managerial Mantras

And listen to Grand Funk Railroad. The Funk!

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Pigeon Shit
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Pigeon Shit

When someone gives you a freebie, like mistaking semen or mayonnaise with pigon shit, sometimes it’s best to just accept it.

Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January
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Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January

Use Your Noggin saw “unexpected dip in sales in January”, Citing a decrease in foot traffic and unexpected competition from other semen-esque drinks, Use Your Noggin owner Quince Lewis said…

Everyone In Company Dies in Horribly Predictable Crash
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Everyone In Company Dies in Horribly Predictable Crash

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Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

When I was young and naive (really, I was both!) I used to swear a lot. I'd spend my time on the docks smoking blunts,…

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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