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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

This was somehow published before the legal settlement. So this was the good stuff?

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals

Our lawyers say we have to publish these drafts. It doesn’t mean we think it’s a good idea. We are still allowed to add whatever we want to these excerpts…

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management

Even with our contractual obligations under the settlement, this one really feels wrong to publish.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers

Contractually-required publishing of Rusty’s “thoughts” on managers.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Carrots and Sticks
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Carrots and Sticks

The Nooze had to regretfully part ways with former columnist Rusty Trombones. As part of settlement, we are contractually required to publish his unpublished drafts in their entirety. Here is…

Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Mustache Rides
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Mustache Rides

Unpublished Draft Legally Required To Be Published: Mustache Rides

Columnist: Gobbling Upwards for Career Advancement
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Columnist: Gobbling Upwards for Career Advancement

How to Succeed in the Workplace: The Art of Ego-Fellatio.

Commentary: The Montreal Expos Baseball Dynasty
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Commentary: The Montreal Expos Baseball Dynasty

Our Working Life columnist, Angie Knuckles, white knuckles it to work in her 2008 Altima while listening to John Mayer. She worries about our futures so we don’t have to.…

Affordable European Vacationing By Not Being a Predictable Twat
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Affordable European Vacationing By Not Being a Predictable Twat

Only predictable, humorless twats from the midwest go to London, Paris, or Rome.

Opinion: Geoffrey Epstein Has a Complaint
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Opinion: Geoffrey Epstein Has a Complaint

Geoffrey Epstein would like to point out out frustrating it is that you learned how to pronounce his name properly in this way. Hey there, folks! Geoffrey here—yes, it’s Geoffrey…

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Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

When I was young and naive (really, I was both!) I used to swear a lot. I'd spend my time on the docks smoking blunts,…

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers

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