Columnist: Angie Knuckles on Talent Ejaculate
There’s a crucial window when talent needs to be scooped up before it lands in the wrong place. Talent Displacement can be a tough load to swallow.
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Columnist: Brownshirt on the Diabetic Doll
Our columnist Brownshirt, a feces, blood and semen-coated paper tissue found in Hitler’s bunker, on the subject of the new doll with diabetes. As a proud German columnist reared in…
Columnist Profile: Rusty Trombone
Rusty Trombones is a dotcom veteran who, like all veterans, either only talks about those experiences or never does.
Columnist Profile: Brownshirt
Brownshirt is ready to remind us that history often repeats itself in the most frankly predictable of ways.
Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Five Slights
The entrails of my victims sustain and vigorate me.
Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Fine Whine
Learning how to be the tainted and not the taintee.
Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Fab Five Managerial Mantras
And listen to Grand Funk Railroad. The Funk!
Street Artist Still Seeking Street Cred
Midwestern “street artist” rep suffering from missteps. “Maybe I could have started out a little more thug,” acknowledged artist Gangsta Panda as he introduced his new “Mom” installation yesterday. While…
Commentary: Memorial Commemorating Event Too Inconsequential
At least be dead if you’re going to demand a moment’s attention! When I used to drive down Route 6, I often became saddened at the site of a memorial…
Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Pigeon Shit
When someone gives you a freebie, like mistaking semen or mayonnaise with pigon shit, sometimes it’s best to just accept it.