Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Mustache Rides
Unpublished Draft Legally Required To Be Published: Mustache Rides
Tag: complaints
Man’s Inbox Now 75% Roofing Companies
Without the beeps and rings in his life, he was left alone with the undisturbed thoughts in his head, which could generously be described as disturbed.
Sparrows: Dicks of the Bird World
Sparrows are murderous, brutal, mindless killing machines. Are YOU next?
Affordable European Vacationing By Not Being a Predictable Twat
Only predictable, humorless twats from the midwest go to London, Paris, or Rome.
Opinion: Geoffrey Epstein Has a Complaint
Geoffrey Epstein would like to point out out frustrating it is that you learned how to pronounce his name properly in this way. Hey there, folks! Geoffrey here—yes, it’s Geoffrey…
Peloton Now $49.99/Month Laundry Storage
“I’ll start using it again next winter,” lies its owner.
Midwesterner Misses COVID Food Trends
Combination of food scarcity and celebrity pretentiousness created perfect avalanche of bullshit food crazes
