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You Done Fucked Up, Ewen
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You Done Fucked Up, Ewen

Murdered by his stinginess.

World’s Smallest Problem Identified
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World’s Smallest Problem Identified

Sounds about white.

Do You Know the Muffin Man?
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Do You Know the Muffin Man?

You don’t layoff the muffin man.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Fab Five Managerial Mantras
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Fab Five Managerial Mantras

And listen to Grand Funk Railroad. The Funk!

Commentary: Memorial Commemorating Event Too Inconsequential
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Commentary: Memorial Commemorating Event Too Inconsequential

At least be dead if you’re going to demand a moment’s attention! When I used to drive down Route 6, I often became saddened at the site of a memorial…

Man Misses Leering of His Youth
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Man Misses Leering of His Youth

Windows are the eyes to the sole woman living in close proximity.

KISS Guitarist Gets Holiday Side Gig
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KISS Guitarist Gets Holiday Side Gig

Support rock city.

Car-Sharing Service: Glass Half-Unmolested
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Car-Sharing Service: Glass Half-Unmolested

To be more accurate: most unmolested.

Dog Concerned About Storm-Related Treat Shortages
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Dog Concerned About Storm-Related Treat Shortages

Unlikely to see another onion ring.

Dog Leaves Ball in Perfect Place
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Dog Leaves Ball in Perfect Place

Me-time is fine when the dog is me.

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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

When I was young and naive (really, I was both!) I used to swear a lot. I'd spend my time on the docks smoking blunts,…

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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals

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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management

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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers

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