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Young Man!
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Young Man!

“Your Money’s Crypto, Asshole!”

Is the Spark Gone?
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Is the Spark Gone?

Human doesn’t look at me the same way when I hump his leg

Man’s Key Childhood Memory Was Pandering, Not Art
life

Man’s Key Childhood Memory Was Pandering, Not Art

1st Grade musical performance was by a sellout hack, not a true artist. Midwestern man had a major breakthrough in his Tuesday therapy session, as he finally was able to…

Man Excitedly Dreading Family Visit
life

Man Excitedly Dreading Family Visit

You can’t always haul what you want.

Measles? More Like Yousles!
life

Measles? More Like Yousles!

Power of idiotic thinking “beats easily preventable diseases all the time”

Peloton Now $49.99/Month Laundry Storage
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Peloton Now $49.99/Month Laundry Storage

“I’ll start using it again next winter,” lies its owner.

Our Podcast In Your Voice
life

Our Podcast In Your Voice

Get famous and sued

Another Day In Paradise
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Another Day In Paradise

Phil Collins exposure down precipitously since man’s teenage years.

Midwest Man Gloriously Pummeled For Blowing Snow Into Street
life

Midwest Man Gloriously Pummeled For Blowing Snow Into Street

Is there anything mob violence can’t solve?

Use Your Disillusion
life

Use Your Disillusion

But darlin’ when I hold you don’t you know I feel the same?

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Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

When I was young and naive (really, I was both!) I used to swear a lot. I'd spend my time on the docks smoking blunts,…

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers

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