the nooze

Fan Forum Erupts Over Blurry Poster

“They would only include the next hottest things!”

All 236 Nextdoor Posts This Morning About Power Outage.

Just needs to ignore squirrels until first draft is complete.

Combination of food scarcity and celebrity pretentiousness created perfect avalanche of bullshit food crazes

When last we checked in with Councelman, he could be seen trying to figure out the faucet situation in what appeared to be the bathroom.

Man gets fresh perspective from pre-bloodied urinal.

Timeless Canadian obssessions

Children can no longer do their beloved clothes washing.

Murdered by his stinginess.

“You expected something more contemporary?” laughs incredulous canine.