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New Series Review: “Pedophile Pete”
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New Series Review: “Pedophile Pete”

Guest written by local NAMBLA lead.

Lego My Desire to Die
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Lego My Desire to Die

Please end me now.

Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January
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Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January

Use Your Noggin saw “unexpected dip in sales in January”, Citing a decrease in foot traffic and unexpected competition from other semen-esque drinks, Use Your Noggin owner Quince Lewis said…

Latest Trends in Dog Research
dogs

Latest Trends in Dog Research

Your happiness < your dog's happiness

Man Misses Leering of His Youth
life

Man Misses Leering of His Youth

Windows are the eyes to the sole woman living in close proximity.

KISS Guitarist Gets Holiday Side Gig
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KISS Guitarist Gets Holiday Side Gig

Support rock city.

Hashtag Blessed
life

Hashtag Blessed

aka #Blessed

Dog Concerned About Storm-Related Treat Shortages
dogs

Dog Concerned About Storm-Related Treat Shortages

Unlikely to see another onion ring.

Denim Man Mows the Streets
life

Denim Man Mows the Streets

One small step for man, one large sale at Kohl’s.

Everyone In Company Dies in Horribly Predictable Crash
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Everyone In Company Dies in Horribly Predictable Crash

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Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

When I was young and naive (really, I was both!) I used to swear a lot. I'd spend my time on the docks smoking blunts,…

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers

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