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Commentary: The Montreal Expos Baseball Dynasty
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Commentary: The Montreal Expos Baseball Dynasty

Our Working Life columnist, Angie Knuckles, white knuckles it to work in her 2008 Altima while listening to John Mayer. She worries about our futures so we don’t have to.…

In the room with: The Kool-Aid Man
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In the room with: The Kool-Aid Man

Oh yeah? The beloved icon’s battle with crippling self-doubt

Is the Spark Gone?
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Is the Spark Gone?

Human doesn’t look at me the same way when I hump his leg

Man Excitedly Dreading Family Visit
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Man Excitedly Dreading Family Visit

You can’t always haul what you want.

Man Feels Bad For Defiling Sesame Street
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Man Feels Bad For Defiling Sesame Street

He’s anti-racist, but pro-twisted jokes about muppet semen.

Kohler Comfort
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Kohler Comfort

Man gets fresh perspective from pre-bloodied urinal.

Meme Ended Pandemic!
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Meme Ended Pandemic!

Why didn’t we think of this before?

In the Room With: Guns N Roses
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In the Room With: Guns N Roses

Welcome to the orphanage, we’ll now have money for games.

Surprise At Painting Subject Nipple Rub
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Surprise At Painting Subject Nipple Rub

“Was it Titian? It seems like it must be an Italian thing.”

Commentary: Memorial Commemorating Event Too Inconsequential
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Commentary: Memorial Commemorating Event Too Inconsequential

At least be dead if you’re going to demand a moment’s attention! When I used to drive down Route 6, I often became saddened at the site of a memorial…

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Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

When I was young and naive (really, I was both!) I used to swear a lot. I'd spend my time on the docks smoking blunts,…

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers

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