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Use Your Disillusion
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Use Your Disillusion

But darlin’ when I hold you don’t you know I feel the same?

Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January
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Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January

Use Your Noggin saw “unexpected dip in sales in January”, Citing a decrease in foot traffic and unexpected competition from other semen-esque drinks, Use Your Noggin owner Quince Lewis said…

KISS Guitarist Gets Holiday Side Gig
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KISS Guitarist Gets Holiday Side Gig

Support rock city.

Kiss Arrested For Western Wildfires
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Kiss Arrested For Western Wildfires

Paul Stanley can’t keep up with customer support duties.

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Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

When I was young and naive (really, I was both!) I used to swear a lot. I'd spend my time on the docks smoking blunts,…

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Trapped Animals

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Talent Management

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ 5 Resolutions for Managers

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