Nobody knows where he comes from, but those pants were definitely bought at Kohl’s.

In the wee hours of the morning and in the last rays of the evening’s light, he can be seen on medians and cul-de-sacs trimming lawns. Who he is, where he comes from, and why he’s doing this all remain to be answered.

We’ve tried asking him, but when approached he claims he can’t hear over the mower. The mower also doesn’t seem to be either electric or gas.

What is known, is that the length of every single piece of grass is exactly 3/4″ long. And that that man definitely bought those jeans on sale somewhere.