Top Tags
Top Story
Featured Posts
-
You Done Fucked Up, Ewen
Condemns Whitley sophomore to life of poverty and early death. Midwestern man is claiming ignorance and pleading poverty, unwilling to acknowledge that he is ultimately…
-
You Done Fucked Up, Ewen
Condemns Whitley sophomore to life of poverty and early death. Midwestern man is claiming ignorance and pleading poverty, unwilling to acknowledge that he is ultimately wholly responsible…
Featured Grid
-
You Done Fucked Up, Ewen
Condemns Whitley sophomore to life of poverty and early death. Midwestern man is claiming ignorance and pleading poverty, unwilling…
-
In the Room With: Guns N Roses
Welcome to the orphanage, we’ll now have money for games. In The Room is our exclusive behind-the-scenes questionably-sourced comprehensive…
-
Meme Ends Pandemic!
Scientists confirm that a FaceBook post in January 2021 was the official cause of the end of the COVID-19…
-
Trending in Canada: Butts
“Watcha got under that parka?”
Popular Articles
Author Profile
John Doe
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam.
Editor's Pick
Featured Grid Layout
-
You Done Fucked Up, Ewen
Condemns Whitley sophomore to life of poverty and early death. Midwestern man is claiming ignorance and pleading poverty, unwilling to acknowledge that he is ultimately wholly responsible for the gender wage gap for at least one area millennial. “She wanted…
Editor's Pick
Featured Posts
-
You Done Fucked Up, Ewen
Condemns Whitley sophomore to life of poverty and early death. Midwestern man is claiming ignorance and pleading poverty, unwilling to acknowledge that he is ultimately…
Post Grid Layout
Most Recent Articles
-
What Does a Savior Have To Do?
“I used to be before the cats, at least,” laments deity. n “I wasn’t aware that Squeeky [sic] had passed on to the next life,” admitted woman’s savior. “Maybe…
-
Cool Tools You Can Use
Best-funded internet research project uncovers least inspired website copy ever. Scientific research, in a ground-breaking survey of internet writing of the last 25 years, has uncovered the least inspired…
-
Man Communicates Solely Through Yard Signs
Hasn’t talked with another human being this year. In an area full of yard signs supporting #BLM, emergency workers, and school-graduation related congratulations, one yard sticks out: Bert McIlvoy’s.…
-
NCAA Triples Athlete Salaries
Our COVID-19 Generosity Is Rated NCAA+ By Us! In a magnanimous gesture that should be celebrated across the land, NCAA President Grubs Monklee announced that unpaid student athletes would…
-
The New Morning Routine
We switched Chad Johnson’s normal coffee with the weight of 400 years of systemic oppression. Let’s see if he can tell the difference. Nothing beats a good cup of…
-
Masses Excited at COVID-19 Inspired Food Trends
Combination of food scarcity and celebrity pretentiousness promises an avalanche of bullshit food crazes “Will it be a basil cleanse?” asked Midwesterner Ashley Jackson, 23, as she spent her…
