Man Excitedly Dreading Family Visit

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It’s almost like he’s got conflicted feelings about their relationship

A tree's root system are incredibly complex, just like family dynamics. Unfortunately our image budget is small so here are a lot of branches with maybe a hawk in it? That's cool too, right?

Midwestern man Davey Spikavey admitted to having mixed emotions about his family’s upcoming visit, the first since he moved to another town.

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“It will be cool to show them I have my shit together,” Spikavey acknowledged, “then again that’s just a front for the lies and deceit under which I spend my entire waking life.”

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Asked about why he moved in the first place, Spikavey said, “I wanted to try driving a U-Haul.”

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We stopped the interview and left at this point. There will be no follow-ups.

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