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Bad night, in urinal form

Blood on urinal makes man think maybe his day isn’t the worst anyone is having.

Midwestern dentist Karl Drell slipped into the market’s bathroom for what he thought would be an uneventful urination. As he unzipped, he couldn’t help but notice the blood on the urinal.

“I mean, did that come out of his penis or drip down from someone else?” asked Drell. “Which one is worse?”

Drell had been frustrated by his day, week and year, but seeing the blood put things into context. “Hey, I was in a COVID coma for two months and I still have to stop after walking 50 feet or so, but at least I’m not bleeding from my penis!”

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