Scientists confirm that a FaceBook post in January 2021 was the official cause of the end of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Nella Johnson didn’t know the power of that fateful Facebook post until her mother immediately stopped gasping for air and sat up, seemingly completely healed immediately.

“Nella, will you fetch me a lozenge?” her mother asked as she sat up.

“Mumsy! You’re back!” said Nella, incredulously. “But how?”

“I feel great. Might do some laundry and make scones.”

Just then, Nella looked down at the meme she’d just published on her phone and knew the answer. “Thanks Facebook! Thanks Healing Huge Facebook group. Thanks Mark Zuckerberg-Putin, protector of all things pure and decent!”

Her friend group was skeptical. However, after cross-posting the meme and associated comments, the entire scientific community got tagged, and after months of research, confirmed that this post was in fact the solution. “We were as surprised as anyone,” confirmed one egghead named Norbert something probably.